Take a seat, take a break. Paint Mustard Clouds with Boob Ross, the Bob Ross remix that’s baked.
When you combine the joy of painting and the bliss of boobs, you’re left with a titillating on-camera learning experience featuring the one and only Boob Ross. You can stop the squinting and second guessing because you read that right. Boob Ross is her name and getting high to paint masterpieces is her game.
Low and behold, It’s the Bob Ross remix we’ve all been waiting for, and its only on HigherMentality.com
Who is Boob Ross?
Boob Ross (Sasha) is Russian/Canadian artist and on-screen personality well known for her painting tutorials. Her show, “Painting with Boob Ross,” is like a Bob Ross remix, only with weed, wine, and wider smiles. She goes by Sashaforfucksake on Instagram and runs an Etsy shop called “Peculiar Art” selling her painting and work.
She describes herself on Youtube as:
“just a woman trying to paint.”
Lost in the Clouds
“Did we figure out what we are painting? We’re painting something high and something spiritual and something elevated… clouds!”
One look out the window on a mostly sunny day in Vancouver and Boob Ross had her painting all figured out. Well, as figured out as it gets for this free-spirited artist whose mind rests comfortably in the clouds.
She Has a Knife!
In this episode of Painting With Boob Ross we get to see what she looks like with a weapon in her hand. Note to self: don’t mess with Boob Ross. As it turns out, the knife was just a tool needed to make herself a fresh palette.
“As per usual get your palette and if you don’t have one….make one – If you don’t got a palette, just grab your knife and cut a piece of cardboard!”
Necessary tool or not, she’s not someone you want to meet in a dark alley past midnight. Not because she’ll stab you, but because she’ll end up convincing you to paint until dawn and you’ll be late for work. There, we said it. Boob Ross is the kinda girl who will make you late to work.
Gimme a Break, Break Me Off a Piece of that… Chicken Wing?
“Make sure to take a break!”
And just like that, a chicken wing appears and quickly disappears into the abyss of Boob Ross’ mouth. Hello and goodbye, dear wing.
Wing and face crumbs went for good (mostly), Ms. Ross gets back to the clouds. By now, we can all assume that she’s smoking some fine BC bud.
Wings Are Gone, Let’s Eat The Clouds?
“OOOH! Check out this sunset! If this doesn’t scream cotton candy sky…then you are deaf”
Uh oh, she sees cotton candy in there. The painting is now becoming… food? She’s SO going to eat the painting!
“Look how beautiful these colours are! I don’t know if I’m just really high or if I want to lick it!”
Yup, she’s definitely going to eat it. That’s BC bud for ya!
A Rainbow In The Clouds
As always, Boob Ross proves to be a rainbow in our cloud. Check this one out at the Montreal Museum of Fine Arts some time in 2019.