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Dear Marley – How To Make Hash Oil

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How To Make Hash Oil

Do you know how to make hash oil? I’ve never been the biggest DIY kinda gal but I was thinking about giving it a try. I really want to learn how to make hash oil. My boyfriend’s birthday is coming up in a month or so and knowing him, he’d love this more than anything I could possibly find in a store. It also lines up well with his recent transition from smoking lots of weed to getting his feet wet in hash.

Last year, I bought him the Back To The Future Blu-ray box set and he liked it, but not as much as the homemade card that came with it. Not to mention, the card included a pre-rolled joint. Yes, we’ve watched all three movies more than once since then, but the card was the real home run.

Marley, can you tell me how to make hash oil? I really want to make this special for him and I know he’ll be happiest if it’s something I put time and thought into as opposed to money. Any guidance would be appreciated!

-DIY HASH GAL

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Dear DIY Hash Gal,

Thanks for reaching out – you single?

Sorry, but you sound like the greatest girlfriend ever. How to make hash oil, huh? How to make hash oil… Well, for one, I’d hardly call myself an expert, but I’ve made my own hash oil more than a few times over the years and you’ll be happy to know that a flux capacitor is not required. See that? A little Back to the Future reference just for you. We’d make a great team, you and I.

In addition to making your weed more potent, hash oil is a great way to re-purpose less than desirable weed (remember, it doesn’t go bad).

Here’s how to remind your boyfriend that you’re the DeLorean DMC-12 of girlfriends:

What you’ll need:

  • Approximately 10 grams of dried, ground weed
  • Funnel
  • Spoon
  • Everclear 95% pure grain alcohol
  • Flameless hot eye
  • Clean blade
  • Coffee filters
  • 2 kitchen sink strainers
  • Measuring cup
  • Glass jar

1) Ensure that your glass jar safely positioned under the strainer, a filter and the funnel

2) Combine the marijuana with the alcohol in the measuring cup

3) Mix together for a solid 3 minutes and then pour through the strainer and into the jar. Ditch the plant residue

4) Remember high school chemistry class when you questioned when the “nonsense” you were learning would come in handy in your adult life. This is it. Carefully evaporate the alcohol

5) Remove the hash oil into a container of your choosing. Based on the little I know about you, you’ll probably turn that container into an arts and crafts project to really blow him away

Now on top of knowing how to make a man feel special, you know how to make hash oil.

Sincerely, Marley

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Even More Tweets to Make You Laugh

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It’s a new week which means another opportunity for Twitter to provide us with a fresh batch of hilarity. We dig through all the nonsense to bring you the funniest and most entertaining tweets right to your screen. Be sure to follow all these hilarious individuals and check back here every week for more laughs!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Internet Reacts to Canada Legalizing Weed

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It’s official! Prime Minister Trudeau has announced the date recreational cannabis sales will be legal in Canada.

Jah Bless to all our Canadian friends. Yes, cry, sing, cheer, here’s the internet’s reaction to Canada legalizing weed.

A near 100-year prohibition has come to an end as the Prime Minister of the Great White North announced the official date that marijuana will be legal nationwide. That day is October 17th, 2018.

The internet was chalk full of priceless reactions to Canada legalizing weed. First, it started with some genuine attempts to congratulate a nation that had fought hard and long to see this day through. Ex-Youtube star and pro-gamer xCodex made his piece.

And activist Dana Larsen chimed in with a notion that although this is a huge first step, there’s also a ton of work to do before those who use cannabis are truly free under the law.

Then the hilarity ensued. The jokes seemed to surround the little-beef President Trump had started with the insulting tariffs on Canada.

The Trolls React to Canada Legalizing Weed

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A Stash Story: Checkmate

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Most cannabis enthusiasts have a special container in their life. It’s a container that holds many things very near and dear to their heart. Papers, grinders, filters and more, a stoner’s stash box can tell you a lot about the owner. Is it big? Small? Dirty? Clean? Organized? Or messy? What about the story behind it?

In a Stash Story, we try to reveal the personal touches to choosing a place to store your herb. Your stash box could be a gift, a discovery, or an epiphany. But we want to see it!

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A Stash Story: Checkmate

“Fresh out of school with a diploma in hand (makes for an excellent rolling tray, btw), I decided it was time to shift from my college habits and start smoking weed like a gentleman. It was hard to get rid of the IPhone 3G box that served me so well over those 4 years, but at the end of the day, I forced myself to toss it in the recycling bin and start fresh. Knowing what I had on its way made it slightly easier. 

I ordered my new stash box online and it arrived within a week. This may seem dramatic, but my new stash box is majestic. It really is. Like, checkmate, other stash boxes. I know it’s not a competition and I’m mostly kidding, but take a look at this thing. I believe it’s meant for cigars but turns out it works perfectly to stash my weed. There’s ample room for my bud, lighters, grinder and any and all additional tools I need to roll the perfect joint.

When my parents visited my new apartment a few months ago, dad questioned my newfound love for chess. Before I had the chance to respond, my mom reminded him (and me) that I was absolutely fascinated with the game of as a grade 1 student and how wonderful it is that I’m getting back into it. A part of me wanted to open it up and be like “THIS IS WHAT IT IS. IT’S FOR MY MARIJUANAS” but I thought better of it and defused the situation by asking my dad if 6 pawns equal 1 queen. He rolled his eyes and moved on to the next room.

So uh, ya. This is my premium stash box. It’s great.”

 

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