20 More Tweets to Make you Squeak with Laughter

It’s a new week which means another opportunity for Twitter to provide us with a fresh batch of hilarity. We dig through all the nonsense to bring you the funniest and most entertaining tweets right to your screen. Be sure to follow all these hilarious individuals and check back here every week for more laughs!

4 year old little boy I teach private swim lessons to: “where is the rest of the class?”

Me: “there is no class, it’s just you and me :)”

Little boy as he looks me dead in the eyes: “I’ve dreamed about this”

— Taylor Gabel (@tgabel97) June 11, 2018

god bless amy poehler pic.twitter.com/5tcLN9mckH

— Joselyn Hughes (@joselynhughes) June 14, 2018

For my health I’m gonna cut out red meat with a few exceptions (holidays, family dinners, whenever I feel like eating it, if a stranger at a bar doesn’t finish a burger and I get to it before the bus boy)

— Stavros Halkias (@stavvybaby) April 2, 2018

my mom really bought one of those weirdly specific ttargeted ad shirts frome facebook pic.twitter.com/hNsULddKrH

— silva Tryin to make a change :- (@feldspath0id) June 4, 2018

ihop calls ihop “ihob” https://t.co/WKMYzlCyEV

— kay♡ (@KaylaRipton) June 12, 2018

https://twitter.com/Integrity_Guy/status/981681776572628994

 

when will I learn that skater boys are straight up boring pic.twitter.com/39hIGxtBns

— julia (@coolemodad) April 5, 2018

grow up ashley pic.twitter.com/knM0geqoBa

— jugs bunny (@alliewach) April 10, 2018

LMFAO “don’t start with me today” pic.twitter.com/pGBCymfCf8

— an angel named ella (@KiissMyDimples) April 10, 2018

 

https://twitter.com/no1border/status/1006256763014995973

oh my god sweetie are you okay? I was looking through your media posts for selfies & saw you crashed your car 2 years ago

— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) August 4, 2017

 

https://twitter.com/ellle_em/status/982046765271666688

 

every time the weather starts to warm up those fraps start lookin goooood pic.twitter.com/8p08bmPiyU

— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) April 6, 2018

Sorry I’m late, I got stuck behind a married couple rattling off thousands of phone numbers so the cashier could find their rewards account.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 5, 2018

I dated a girl in college whose mom tried to talk her out of being gay by telling her she'd have to go through life w/out someone to open jars for her. At the time it was upsetting but in hindsight I kind of love that jar opening was the only use for men she could think of.

— Gabrielle Korn (@Gabrielle_Korn) April 9, 2018